Beware of the Backsides of Snakes

Conversation with an emotional retart-


idiot- " I can't believe anyone would do something so low!"

wiseone- "Grow up, this is no skock to you. Did you expect anything diferent? Consider the source."

idot- "But shit, even that amazes me. I can't phantom doing that."

wiseone-"Get real- you are feeding on the negitive. That,s what attracted you in the first place. The negitive drama."

idot- "No- I am NOT dramatic! I was straight up doing that!"

wiseone- "You did not NEED to do that. Back a snake into a corner, do not act all surprised on his reaction. You were bored and things were going to well for you and you needed a shake up, a negitive fix."

idot- "But...I wanted just to..."

wiseone- "You will never hear an apoligy or admit he was wrong. You know that."

idot- I know, I just wanted my...."

wiseone- "Knock it off, he won that dirty game from day one. I know it hurts, just walk away the better person. You cannot ever fix or right it. If you are upset then he is effectivly causing you pain. He wins then."

idot- "Duhhh- hitting forhead on countertop."

wiseone-"Stop that- you do not need to hurt yourself I keep telling you. Causing yourself brain trama can cause you to revert to crawling on your belly yourself. Then you can find your own nice rock to hide under".

idot-"Damn you for being so right."

wiseone-"Hang with an asshole, expect only shit".

idot- "Can I quote you on that?"

wiseone- "Make it your mantra to stop you from the drama bullshit."

idot- "Want some candy? Drama free?"